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You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It’s quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a hen. Like most things, of course, it isn’t quite that simple.

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  • Author Douglas Adams
  • Profession: Writer, Novelist, Screenriter and Playwright
  • Nationality: English
  • Born: 1952
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