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This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time.

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  • Author Douglas Adams
  • Profession: Writer, Novelist, Screenriter and Playwright
  • Nationality: English
  • Born: 1952
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