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A Winter Quote By Steven Wright

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

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Author Steven Wright
Profession: Comedian, Actor, Producer, Author
Nationality: American
Born: 1955

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